If that was your dad, he is hot
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
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It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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