Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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