plz talk dirty to me
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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