you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
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I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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