im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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