i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I'm having to shit out rocks
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