doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
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Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
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Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
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