Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
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my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
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It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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