just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
two words: eviction party
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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