I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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