You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
What a fucking waste of an outfit
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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