She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
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Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
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FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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