I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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