you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
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Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
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She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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