Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
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i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
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She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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