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AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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