I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
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mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
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I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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