somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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