I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I'm like, not good at living.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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