Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
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i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
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the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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