this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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