No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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