grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
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My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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