drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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