My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
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It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
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Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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