I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
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Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
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New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.