who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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