ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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