Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
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The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
birth control should be required to get into college
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
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Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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