seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
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Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
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Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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