can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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