So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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