There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
