he thought i was a dude.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I don't want my vagina anymore.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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