Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
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You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
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Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
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