I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
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He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
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I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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