Me too!
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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