it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
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the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
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I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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