sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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