bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I will pee on everything he values.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
Come on in and take your pants off
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