Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
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Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
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They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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