non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
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How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
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I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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