Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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