stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
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If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
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I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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