the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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