i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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