Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
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if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
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I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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