He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
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Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
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Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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