i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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