im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
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He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
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Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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