Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
babies were throwing up all over the place
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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