yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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