is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
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is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
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I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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