I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
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He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
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Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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