i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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